Someone is offering a “Welcome To Colorado Starter Kit” On Craigslist And It Is Hilarious

Have you seen this? Someone is offering a “Welcome to Colorado starter kit” on Craigslist and it is absolutely hilarious. Take a look at the screenshot below.

The Craigslist ad reads below.

Are you new to Colorado? Looking to have the ultimate Rocky Mountain experience? Then you gotta check out our “Welcome to Colorado” starter kit. This package includes the following:

1. Platte River swim excursion. Swim in pure Rocky Mountain spring water. (For an extra $5 you can drink water flowing over a rock…for safety.)

2. All you can eat at Casa Bonita. Enjoy unlimited portions of the best Mexican food that Colorado has to offer.

3. Late night walk down 16th St Mall. This beautiful late night walk will show you the true beauty of downtown Denver.

4. Winter driving lessons. You will learn how to drive in the snow on Mount Evans road, one of the safest places to drive in all of Colorado during the winter.

5. Best places to live. We will show you the most beautiful towns to live in Colorado like Greeley, and Commerce City to name a few.

See the original Craigslist post here: http://denver.craigslist.org/eve/5714631674.html

137 comments
Ken Feltman
Ken Feltman

How about an afternoon racing experience on Oh My God Rd? That's always a treat.

Ernesto Estrada
Ernesto Estrada

How about a scenic drive along wolf creek pass during the winter.

Ellen Johnson
Ellen Johnson

Spring is good too. That is when the rocks/boulders fall on the highway.

Kris Klinge
Kris Klinge

Shouldn't it just be a 1 way greyhound voucher to Washington State? They got weed there too, stupid.

Kris Klinge
Kris Klinge

They're already here, its where the migration begins not ends.

Stephan Doan
Stephan Doan

Or send them to Texas.. .. ... Dallas, Texas. ...

Shelly Meyer
Shelly Meyer

Do you think it will keep them out? hahahah

Jo Sephine
Jo Sephine

**** posted by someone who moved here 7 years ago.

Wendy Lichtenwalter
Wendy Lichtenwalter

OMG WAS THIS AUTHOR ON DRUGS????? Of course they were.....its the drug capital of the US now !!! byebye

Noreen Arnbrecht
Noreen Arnbrecht

I live in Greeley and I think you owe all of us who live in Greeley an apology!

Tina Carlstrom
Tina Carlstrom

Nite Life in Denver.... Is it really that peaceful ??????

Joanne Harvey Freeland
Joanne Harvey Freeland

That is hilarious. Safest place to drive is on Mt Evans- sure it is! Commerce City is where Paul taught his first year of teaching - before I met him.

Keith Kerchner
Keith Kerchner

What I remember from the 70s was the slogan and bumper sticker saying "DO NOT CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

Tina Carlstrom
Tina Carlstrom

I put one on my Toyota station wagon n my husband made me take it off.... I remember it

Keith Kerchner
Keith Kerchner

I had a VW Bus, and since you couldn't downshift into first gear when driving up MT. Evans, I'd have to do the ole 3 point turn around and coast back down.....listening to KFML on the radio....

Angelo Pereyra
Angelo Pereyra

Even if it's not that bad, it's definitely not good.

AlfonsoRindhramtPrado
AlfonsoRindhramtPrado

3. Late night walk down 16th St Mall. ....what about a taser gun and a

Med-kit while you walk 16th St Mall? or a helmet or bullet vest? lol

Gregory Cambra
Gregory Cambra

Don't complain if you are a native and voted for legal weed...What did you think would happen?

Oldhippy
Oldhippy

This native voted it down. Now look what's happened. I have not been to a dispensary. I get better and get it for free from relatives. Just like I have for years.

Dylan Stephens
Dylan Stephens

They need to put a green solution loyalty card in to ha

Julie Smit Fehrenbacher
Julie Smit Fehrenbacher

You know what bothers me as s Colorado native? Self righteous blahgers who think bike lanes are unnecessary and that I go to Casabonita for the food.

Rachel Waltman
Rachel Waltman

If I ever had to go back to the "Frange" or front range I'd probably go back to Greeley because it's inexpensive and fun that being said looks like I'm staying on the other side of the divide skiing my heart out for yet another season come back winter!

Lyndy Lancaster
Lyndy Lancaster

Rolling my eyes at the learn to drive in snow.... Ohio winter trained here, co ain't got nothing on me :)

Oldhippy
Oldhippy

Have you driven in our mountains, say Floyd's Hill in the winter yet, with truckers and out of staters behind the wheel ? 

Kurt Trostel
Kurt Trostel

I really don't understand the mentioning of Greeley alongside of Commerce city. Commerce city is an industrial neighborhood, it doesn't even compare with Greeley. I used to think that Greeley was nothing but a Cowtown but I was wrong. Sure Greeley is kind of rough, but only along the highway 85 Corridor. The entire west side of Greeley is exactly like any suburb of Denver. If you have to live in Greeley and you want to spend more than $1 million on a home, it can easily be done. UNC is an excellent school for educators and musicians… Greeley can be a little dull, but no different than any suburb of Denver. Remember, the Greeley Windsor area was recently one of the fastest-growing communities in America… That wasn't an accident. And Casa Bonita?, That's the only bad Mexican food joke out there? The entire front range is full of shitty Mexican restaurants! Lots of good ones too, but the Casa Bonita joke has worn itself out.

Gerrit Willem Hoevers
Gerrit Willem Hoevers

It's due to the smells of both cities. Greeley smells like death on Thursdays, while the platte rivers stinks up commerce city at night.

TakahashiAkira
TakahashiAkira

Not to mention you can smell Monfort Corral #5 from both places.

I used to live right over by the soccer stadium in Commerce City...ever since it was still an arsenal and wildlife refuge...and for years, especially during the cold months...I could smell that damn stank every time I'd walk outside to get the mail or put the trash out.

Kurt Trostel
Kurt Trostel

Gerrit Willem Hoevers West side of Greeley smells much better than it did 20 years ago.

Kurt Trostel
Kurt Trostel

Gerrit Willem Hoevers sugar beets? I do know that they are still grown in the region.

Rob Howard
Rob Howard

Why are all you ppl acting like y'all founded Colorado? Let's get one thing straight..your only getting "out-of-staters" because y'all got legal weed that's it. At least that would be my only reason to move there..

MileHigHTlLIDie
MileHigHTlLIDie

Washington has legal weed too, why not move there? And let's get one thing straight.. the boom in Colorado has been going on for about 20 years now. Long before weed became legal.

Nicole Chausenko
Nicole Chausenko

A Colorado starter pack needs a Subaru, a dog, weed, a snowboard and Broncos gear

Tana Morales Lane
Tana Morales Lane

Most natives stopped buying Subaru's in the 90's. It's the transplants that buy them!