15 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Denver Say

Here is a list of things you will never hear someone from Denver say.

1. I welcome Californians with open arms.

2. Lets go for a swim in the Platte river.

3. The Rockies are looking stellar so far.

5. The food at Casa Bonita is the bomb!

6. I love the smell of the Purina Factory.

7. I love late night walks down East Colfax.

8. You won’t believe the deal I got on this place in Denver.

9. Mountains? Meh.

10. I just love driving on I-25.

11. Do you know where I can find some weed?

12. I’m having the hardest time selling my house in Wash Park.

13. Red Rocks sucks.

14. New Mexico has better green chile.

15. Go Raiders!