Inklusion
  • INKLUSION
Wednesday, July 9, 2025
  • HOME
  • TRENDING
  • DENVER FOODIE
  • REAL ESTATE
  • AUTO
  • HEALTH
  • SPORTS
  • EVENTS
  • HOME
  • TRENDING
  • DENVER FOODIE
  • REAL ESTATE
  • AUTO
  • HEALTH
  • SPORTS
  • EVENTS
No Result
View All Result
No Result
View All Result
Home Sports
Could the Rockies Beat the Savannah Bananas? At This Point, It’s a Fair Question

Could the Rockies Beat the Savannah Bananas? At This Point, It’s a Fair Question

By Larry Ulibarri

by Larry Ulibarri
June 19, 2025
in Sports, Trending
0
0
SHARES
1.8k
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Could the Rockies Beat the Savannah Bananas? At This Point, It’s a Fair Question

Could the Colorado Rockies beat the Savannah Bananas? No, seriously—could they? With the way this Rockies season is going, it’s no longer a ridiculous question. The team is off to one of the worst 70-game starts in modern baseball history, and fans are more likely to see a strikeout looking than a reason to cheer. At Coors Field, the loudest excitement often comes from Dinger hurling t-shirts into rows of empty purple seats.

Meanwhile, the Savannah Bananas are gearing up to take over Coors Field on August 9th—not to face the Rockies, but their usual dancing, bat-flipping rivals, the Party Animals. And it’s already sold out. In an hour. Think about that: a touring team of entertainers sold out a major league stadium faster than the Rockies can turn a double play.

The Bananas have become the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, and fans are loving it. They’ve got the riz, the drip, and the energy. They make baseball fun again—with stilt walkers, synchronized dances, and mid-inning TikTok skits that somehow feel more satisfying than a solo home run in a blowout loss.

So we’ll pose it to you, Denver: if the Bananas played the Rockies in a real game, who takes the W? The pros in purple, or the showmen in yellow? Sound off—because at this point, it might actually be close.

Related Posts

Homebuyers Finally Catch a Break: More Listings, More Leverage in Denver
Trending

Homebuyers Finally Catch a Break: More Listings, More Leverage in Denver

July 9, 2025
Triple-Digit Temps Trigger Citywide Response—Cooling Centers Now Open in Denver, Aurora, and Westminster
Trending

Triple-Digit Temps Trigger Citywide Response—Cooling Centers Now Open in Denver, Aurora, and Westminster

July 9, 2025
No Tip, No Small Talk: Meet Denver’s Newest Massage Therapist—It’s a Robot
Trending

No Tip, No Small Talk: Meet Denver’s Newest Massage Therapist—It’s a Robot

July 8, 2025
Man Critically Injured in Aurora Shooting, Good Samaritan Rushes Him to Hospital
Crime

Man Critically Injured in Aurora Shooting, Good Samaritan Rushes Him to Hospital

July 8, 2025
Next Post
Denver Hits Triple Digits—Here’s How Long the Heat Will Stick Around

Denver Hits Triple Digits—Here’s How Long the Heat Will Stick Around

Bullied, Broken, and Ready to Give Up—Until These Denver Officers Showed Up
Trending

Bullied, Broken, and Ready to Give Up—Until These Denver Officers Showed Up

by Larry Ulibarri
July 7, 2025
0

A powerful story of resilience and compassion is emerging from Denver, where two police officers helped save the life of...

Read moreDetails
Fourth of July Sparks Chaos: Fire Crews Battle Blazes Across Metro Area

Fourth of July Sparks Chaos: Fire Crews Battle Blazes Across Metro Area

July 5, 2025
VIDEO: Douglas County House Fire Blamed on Improperly Discarded Fireworks

VIDEO: Douglas County House Fire Blamed on Improperly Discarded Fireworks

July 6, 2025
Triple-Digit Temps Trigger Citywide Response—Cooling Centers Now Open in Denver, Aurora, and Westminster

Triple-Digit Temps Trigger Citywide Response—Cooling Centers Now Open in Denver, Aurora, and Westminster

July 9, 2025
Colorado State Troopers Launch Six-Day DUI Blitz to Curb Holiday Traffic Deaths

Colorado State Troopers Launch Six-Day DUI Blitz to Curb Holiday Traffic Deaths

July 3, 2025
  • Contact Us
  • Advertise

© 2021 I'm From Denver - Colorado's fastest growing online publication

No Result
View All Result
  • HOME
  • TRENDING
  • DENVER FOODIE
  • REAL ESTATE
  • AUTO
  • HEALTH
  • SPORTS
  • EVENTS

© 2021 I'm From Denver - Colorado's fastest growing online publication

X