The Ultimate Denver “Love Is Blind” Drinking Game
Love is Blind season nine just dropped its first episode last night, and Denver is officially on display. With 32 singles looking for their happily-ever-after in the Mile High City, the drama is only just beginning — which means plenty of time for you (and your liver) to enjoy this Denver-inspired drinking game all season long.
Let’s be honest: dating in Denver has always been a little chaotic. The women love their dogs more than men, the guys vanish the second it snows, and somehow “Menver” is still a thing people say. Whether these singles can find love in the pods or bail before the altar, it’s going to be binge-worthy.
So grab a craft IPA, a glass of Palisade wine, or a fancy NA drink if you’re pacing yourself — and play along while the pods, the tears, and the drama unfold.
Take a drink when:
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Someone admits they’re not a Colorado native (finish your drink if they’re from Texas).
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Someone references hiking, skiing, snowboarding, biking, or climbing (finish if they mention a “fourteener”).
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Someone complains about the Denver dating scene (finish if “Menver” gets name-dropped).
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Someone mentions their dog (finish if it’s a Bernese mountain dog).
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Someone rants about I-70 (finish if they’re driving a Subaru).
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Someone rocks Birkenstocks (finish for Tevas or Chacos).
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Someone brags about an athletic feat (finish if it’s a marathon).
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Someone says they’ve never had a serious relationship (finish if “Peter Pan Syndrome” is mentioned).
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Someone claims they moved to Denver “to be closer to the mountains” (finish if they have a mountain tattoo).
Finish your drink if…
You’ve actually been on a date with one of the contestants.
